Dorothy, we’re not in Egypt anymore!
Are you tired of wayward adolescent cobras going missing from your neighborhood zoo?
Are you concerned about what to do if a potentially ill-tempered and extremely venomous serpent shows up in your living room?
Do you suffer from Ophidiophobia, to the point that you can’t even enjoy Whitesnake’s 1982 classic “Here I Go Again” without breaking into a cold sweat?
Sure, they may have caught the Bronx Zoo escapee, but who knows if another will get out?
Have no fear, America! CafePress is here to save the day with our newest product, the CAFEPRESS COBRA CATCHER!* (stick and string not included).
Because snakes travel in groups, and one never knows whether a rogue serpent will have a friend with him, you may want to buy two – or six! And to make them affordable we’re offering 30% off*** Cobra Catchers* mugs with coupon code COBRA!
Q: Can I use the CafePress Cobra Catcher to trap other types of snakes?*
A: It really depends on the snake. Since it says “Cobra” right on it, the more literate types of snakes (pythons are well-known for their poetry, after all) will immediately recognize that this isn’t meant for them, and won’t be fooled. Your less educated snakes – the garters, the vipers – may indeed be trapped.
Q: What do I do once the cobra is inside the Cobra Catcher?
A: You may want to purchase the CafePress Cobra Catcher Containment Bag**
*Please note: it’s April Fool’s Day. As you may have noted, the CafePress Cobra Catcher is actually just a mug flipped upside-down on a stick tied to a string, and is by no means a safe nor advisable way in which to attempt to catch a cobra or any other manner of reptile, venomous or not. Extreme bodily injury or death may occur to those attempting to trap a cobra with the CafePress Cobra Catcher, or any other style of glassware. In fact, none of our products should really be used to catch a cobra (but if you were going to try one, we’d probably use the gym bag**). But please, leave the snake-wrangling to the professionals. The CafePress Cobra Catcher is most suited for a warm cup of tea whilst you snuggle under a warm blankie and watch the telly thinking about April Fools Day jokes.
**Please don’t use the gym bag to catch cobras, really. You might die.
***Save 30% off your order of any mug, excluding shipping charges, gift wrap charges and applicable sales tax. Applies only to regular mug, large mug, stackable mug set (4 mugs) and travel mug. Excludes CafePress Groups purchases and bulk orders. Coupon code COBRA must be entered at check out. Promotion starts on April 1, 2011 at 12:00 a.m. (PST) and ends on April 2, 2011 at 11:59 p.m. (PST). Offer valid online only, cannot be combined with any other coupons or promotions and may change, be modified or canceled at anytime without notice. This promotion cannot be applied to past orders.