Sep 18th, 2008
Krinkle Bearcat (Sarah) Palin name generator
Barack Obama is no stranger to folks making jokes and commentary about his name – particularly given that his middle name, Hussein, isn’t exactly the American standby of “John” or “Richard.”
Sarah Palin, though, has such an all-American name that one might expect it to fly under the radar. And upon examination of the names she chose for her children, one proud American decided that, indeed, her brood has the most unconventionally American names of any VP or Presidential elect, past or present: Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.
With that in mind, this patriotic soul decide to bring the world the Sarah Palin Baby-name Generator, so that all of you expectant mothers and Palin fans out there can express your patriotism and choose original but 100% American names for your offspring.
There’s been some debate as to whether one should enter First, Middle, and/or Last names. Personally, I’m of the opinion that First and Middle names are the correct names to enter into the generator. So may I hereby be known as Muzzle Mammoth Palin.
And that brings us to Sarah Louise Heath Palin herself, who comes out as: Krinkle Bearcat Palin. (McCain is Bang Walmart Palin – he should probably stick with G.I. John as his nickname.)