Jan 14th, 2011
The Signs, They Are a’ Changin
If you read your horoscope today, make sure to look again: you might be following someone else’s supposed fate. There is talk around the world as people discover the addition of the Ophiuchus (the serpent-bearer), a zodiac sign – now running from November 29-December 17 – that has invalidated their personality and love and career predictions. Personally, I’ve always been on the cusp of two zodiac signs and merely claimed the better of the two fates.
According to astrologers, everyone born in or after 2009 between November 29 and December 17 gets to be a part of the new, exclusive Ophiuchus club. This idea is so foreign that spell check redlines it. I still remember the day when scientists decided Pluto was no longer deemed a planet and when they broke the news about the Triceratops and Brontosaurus; what’s going on in the world?
Maybe its part of the 2012 conspiracy or someone got rid of the zodiac sign they found the hardest to pronounce? Good news is you hopefully didn’t get that zodiac tattoo. Or maybe you even get to reinvent yourself with your new zodiac qualities. What do you think?