Today is Black Friday, a day where thousands of turkey-stuffed shoppers put on their football helmets and elbow pads and prepare to work off Thanksgiving dinner by muscling their way through the madding crowds in order to find The Best Deal Ever.
We have thousands of Black Friday t-shirts – which is somewhat ironic given that shopping online for Black Friday gear eliminates the need to get out there and suffer through it. Hmm.
So if you’re out there braving the holiday crowds and doing your part to stimulate the American economy, best of luck to you. Be safe, keep your elbows up, and remember that you can always come home and shop online in your superhero pajamas. We won’t tell.