Introducing… CafePress-o-Pedia!

cafepress-o-pedia book In a recent and somewhat distressing study, 3 out of 4 Americans expressed frustration with the daily challenge of telling the world who they are and how they roll.

Because let’s face it: with 24-hour-news stations blathering on around the clock, it can be so time-consuming to try to keep up with what’s actually newsworthy.  Encyclopedias are no help – they’re boring and almost immediately out of date, and they don’t cover important topics like Sarah Palin’s VPILF status.

And then there’s all those junk mail catalogues.  How many of them are truly useful?  How many of them help you accessorize your entire world?  How many of them transform you into a relevant watercooler conversationalist with classic wardrobe choices that make ironical statements about political and social events and phenomena?

And so, for those 213 million Americans who feel overwhelmed with the constant battle of staying dressed and staying relevant at the same time, we present:

CAFEPRESS-O-PEDIA : your (FREE*) subscription to yourself!

Our FREE* subscription is a constantly updated and neverending collection of the hundreds of millions of user-generated products in our online catalogue – now available for the FIRST TIME in a FREE printed subscription!  This special, never-before-released series encapsulates the best of headlines, current events, pop culture, interests, hobbies, babies, eskimos, leafy sea dragons, spoons, haiku, floppy discs… you get the picture.  If it’s a noun that you didn’t make up, we got it.  And so can you!

Don’t miss this once-in-a-lifetime daily opportunity!








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  9. You had me for a while. I was looking forward to see what Cafepress would come with this year for April Fools. Funny lmao…

  10. I want my CAFEPRESS-O-PEDIA!!! I think that it would be cool if you did make them!! There are so many companys doing April Fool jokes this year. There is even this new web site called cocshirts.com that opened today…. I dont know if it is fake or not.

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  12. “puts the ‘U’ in ‘self expression’
    Classic!
    Great prank!
    Also: the spam filter (reCAPTCHA) had me type “double high”. I think that’s what it took to come up with this joke! You guys HAD to be double high!
    Still laughing…

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  16. A good one I have to admit… Read it all the way to the end while scratching my head and trying to “understand” it… LOL!

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  22. lol, clicked on ‘video button’ just because of the April fool comment at the bottom of the newsletter…was funny so I had to lol. Didn’t something like this happen last year too? lol cute.

  23. Ha ha…I even flagged it in my mail to read later (now) because it seemed ‘important’ at first glance…LOL!

    Got me!

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  26. Absolute GOLD! Would have to give you the award for best April Fool’s prank this year but I’m all out of them at the moment ;-) Well done team! hahaha hilarious!

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