Catchy slogan, yes? We have similar slogans on T-shirts (minus the trucks), but one thing we haven’t thought of is the free-with-purchase offer that Mark Muller of Max Motors in Missouri is offering America (and with that alliteration you’d think it’d be a Muffin or a Magnet, but you’d be very wrong): an AK-47.
Max Motors gave away handguns with purchase last year, but with a poor economy and a goal to dramatically increase their truck sales, they decided to up the ante this year.
Mr. Muller gave a CNN interview about the promotion, in which he makes it amusingly clear that his Second Amendment Rights aren’t about to be trampled on by the press’s part of the First. Were this a debate, we’d have to give the points to Mr. Muller – who first trips up the anchor on publicly announcing her actual age, then leaves her somewhat at a loss to address the finer points of his position.
The video of the interview is well worth a watch:
And so we award a Fantasy T-Wearer Award to Mark Muller of Max Motors today. May he enjoy the “Defend My Rights” AK-47 T-shirt, at right.