starch of the penguins

In the latest installment of “shirts that make you go hmm…”

You are a gay Scandinavian penguin lover, devastated at the memory of gay penguins Roy and Silo breaking up when that harlot Scrappy decided to lure Silo away forever.  You knew she was trouble from the beginning, but nobody would listen.  Not even Roy.

Feeling that Roy might have been better off staying in the closet and avoiding the painful tabloid breakups so common to celebrities, you designed this shirt to warn any future penguins from having such a public same-sex relationship.

Or maybe you designed it to make Silo feel guilty, since you suspect that he’s just putting on appearances to please the naysayers and the media.

Or maybe you don’t like tuxedos.


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