newsprint (the cafepress blog)

Aug 4th, 2009

Free at last…

Laura Ling and Euna Lee are free today, after North Korean leader Kim Jong Il issued a special pardon for their release.

The Current TV journalists were arrested and jailed after crossing over the Chinese border back in March, and despite requests by Hillary Clinton and various other American leaders, Kim Jong Il resisted releasing them.

KCNA/REUTERS

KCNA/REUTERS

And so America went retro-style and called in The Big Guns.  Which is to say that Bill Clinton flew to North Korea and negotiated the release of Ling and Lee within a few hours.  Or he went to “reap the fruits” of State Department negotiations, depending on where you stand and how much you enjoy agricultural metaphor.  Either way, Slick Willie showed up, apologized on behalf of the journalists (a strong suit for Clinton), and the journalists were pardoned within a few hours – and that last is what really what matters.

bill clinton t-shirtsSome speculate that Clinton’s trip served not only a diplomatic purpose, but allowed North Korea to demonstrate to the world that Kim Jong Il is in good health.  Reports of his failing health have been routinely denied by the North Korean government.

Whether Ling and Lee will accompany Clinton back to the States is unknown as of now.  What’s for sure is that those Americans rooting for their release can breathe a sigh of relief today.

Jun 15th, 2009

Takin’ it to the streets

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s (alleged) landslide re-election victory has led to disbelief and unrest in the streets of Iran, where hundreds of thousands gathered in a protest demonstration that led to security forces opening fire.  One protestor was killed and several were injured.

Despite the appearances of democratic process, most speculation is that the radically conservative President Ahmadinejad (with his military support) was kept in office by rigging the election.  Of course, in reality Iran’s political power doesn’t lie primarily with its President – Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khameini is the one with the most influence over the country, and he now sits center stage as the referee of Iran’s highly disputed election.  Some note that the practical theocracy in Iran would indicate that nothing’s going to change anytime soon in Iran, and with Ayatollah Khameini openly endorsing Ahmadinejad and calling the election results a “divine assessment,” it’s pretty easy to assume that any investigation into election fraud will be short-lived.
funny iran t-shirt
The challenger, reformist ex-Prime Minister Mir Hossein Mousavi, reacted vitriolically to the reports of Ahmadinejad’s alleged 63% vote and vowed to fight the results, saying “I will not surrender to this dangerous charade.”

President Obama said that it would be wrong to stay silent on the matter, and that the Iranian people had a right to feel that their votes mattered.  He also stated that he hopes Iranian officials will take the election investigation seriously.

Many have noted that this election has proven that Obama doesn’t have the magic answer to form strong alliances with countries that traditionally, as John McCain put it, don’t like us very much.  With the highly-disputed results securing an ongoing foothold of radical Islam over the governance of Iran, it would seem that the focus of undesirable global nuclear programs will now be split between North Korea and Iran.

The T-shirts have taught us that an image is indeed worth 1,000 words, so if you’re interested in Iran’s governance system we thought this graphic was a nice alternative to Wikipedia:

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Jun 10th, 2009

North by Southeast

In a culture where strident political statements are the norm on bumper stickers & T-shirts, and reality TV is the new sitcom, and news is available 24-7 through traditional media and citizen journalists, and the paparazzi rush around trailing everyone from A-list celebs to the Gosselin family, it’s hard to imagine living somewhere with a government-controlled press.  It’s harder to imagine a government that would consider two foreign journalists crossing a border and working on a refugee story to be a “grave crime” against the country.

free our journalists t-shirtUnfortunately that concept is the reality for reporters Laura Ling and Euna Lee, who are now serving as the poster children of North Korea’s iron grip over anyone crossing its borders.  The journalists were working on a story for Al Gore’s CurrentTV, and apparently crossed a bridge from the Chinese border into North Korea.  Whatever really happened will stay with them for now, as both women were arrested for “hostile acts” and crossing the border, were put to a private trial, and were then sentenced to 12 years in a labor camp for the “grave crime they committed against the Korean nation and their illegal border crossing.”
north korean t-shirts
It’s been said that all new Presidents face a test from a hostile nation, and North Korea seems to be the one that drew the long straw with President Obama.  First were the missile tests; now there’s the regrettable matter of two journalists that work for a former U.S. Vice President facing 12 years of hard labor for being arrested while doing their jobs.

kim il jong funny t-shirtMany think that North Korea is making a power play with the journalists in order to have a bargaining chip with the U.S. government – which is to say that this is about missile tests, not about two straying journalists.  So far, speculation names potential North Korean envoys as Bill Richardson (who has negotiated with North Korea before), Al Gore or Hillary Clinton, the latter of whom just spoke out against the North Korean military tests.

Obama, for his part, is “deeply concerned” about the journalists and, as per the missle tests, noted that “We are not intending to continue a policy of rewarding provocation.”

Mar 31st, 2009

shirttales poll results

september 2009

we didn’t have a poll in september, sillies.

august 2009

Who’s the most scandalous politician?
John Edwards (26%)
Blagojevich (24%)
Bill Clinton (21%)
Mark Sanford (21%)
Spitzer (8%)





july 2009

Where’s your least-likely vacation spot this summer?
North Korea (30.2%)
Minnesota (19%)
Iraq (16.8%)
Appalachian Trail (14.6%)
Mexico (11.5%)
Iran (7.7%)




june 2009

What’s your favorite camp experience?

retro camp t-shirtGo camping  (31.72%)
Regular Camp (16.74%)
Band Camp (14.54%)
Fat Camp (11.89%)
Geek Camp (9.54%)
Sports Camp (8.08%)
Boot Camp (7.49%)




may 2009

comrade obama posterObama: homeboy or comrade?
homeboy (27.4%)
comrade (72.6%)







april 2009

politically incorrect t-shirtWhat’s your favorite kind of joke?

Politically incorrect   (45%)
Dirty (24%)
Practical (12%)
Knock Knock (11%)
Bathroom (8%)






march 2009

leprechaun t-shirtWho do you want to hang out with on St. Patrick’s Day?
Barack Obama (29%)
St. Patrick (21%)
Actual Leprechaun (35%)
Homer Simpson (15%)




february 2009

What do you think of this newsletter?
Love It (73%)
Hate It (27%)

Mar 30th, 2009

Rocket science

Kim Jong-Il t-shirts North Korea garnered some recent attention with satellite photography that reveals a soon-to-be-launched rocket.  The North Korean government says that the rocket will serve the purpose of transporting a commercial satellite sometime between April 4th-8th, but U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Sunday that “this technology is intended as a mask for the development of an intercontinental ballistic missile.”  The suspicion is that this launch is in fact a test that will help Pyongang move toward a capability to launch a nuclear warhead.

While the U.S. government isn’t buying the satellite story, at present there are no plans to block the missile launch.  Japan, however, isn’t taking any chances and has deployed three destroyers to intercept any missiles that fly into Japanese airspace.  The United States also sent some destroyers into the Sea of Japan, but unless the missile appears to be headed toward Hawaii, Gates has noted that the United States is “not prepared to do anything about it.”  On the plus side, North Korea’s missiles just don’t fly that far.  (Yet.)

picture-212Gates noted that North Korea’s launch would indicate that Kim Jong-il’s regime is unmoved by the six-party talks meant to deter his nuclear ambitions.  He also noted that the timing – just two months into Obama’s office – essentially turns that missile into a symbolic thumb-at-the-nose (or other gesticulating finger) toward the Non-Proliferation Treaty member overtures (most notably the U.S., Japan and Russia) to curb North Korea’s nuclear development.  North Korea pulled out of that treaty in 2003.

Said Gates, “If this is Kim Jong-il’s welcoming present to a new president, launching a missile like this and threatening to have a nuclear test, I think it says a lot about the imperviousness of this regime in North Korea to any kind of diplomatic overtures.”

While Obama has focused on diplomacy as a means to curb international nuclear proliferation, Gates noted that talks aren’t getting us anywhere with nations like Iran and North Korea – neither of whom are lining up to sing the Star Spangled Banner.  Gates feels that punitive action in the form of economic sanctions is more likely to be effective than trying to talk it out.  South Korea, however, disagrees with strong-arming the Pyongyang government, and China has in the past intervened on North Korea’s behalf to prevent these kinds of sanctions.

North Korea propaganda artNorth Korea did a similar missile test in 2006.  Because the North Korean media is strictly controlled by the government, it’s very difficult for journalists to get candid interviews of North Korean citizens to determine what the cultural barometer is around this kind of missile test.  However, given the propaganda art and the few documentaries that have been done, the general consensus of the North Korean citizenry seems to be that they have every right to defend themselves along the lines of other nuclear-empowered nations, and that the United States (and others) should butt out and let them run their country as they see fit.

From our end, the T-shirts tend to take a much more tongue-in-cheek approach to Kim Jong-il’s desire to put North Korea on the map as a nuclear powerhouse.  And so we award a Fantasy T-Wearer award to Robert Gates this week, with the Atomic Superman T-shirt above.

Sep 29th, 2008

McCain v. Obama: Round 1

The first of the three Presidential Debates took place on Friday as scheduled, with various news sources and bloggers disagreeing on which candidate won the night, though polling numbers post-debate have shown a slight Obama increase.

While the winner, it seems, is in the eye of the beholder, we did learn a few interesting facts throughout the night that went beyond the candidates’ Iraq strategies and fundamental economic policy differences:

  • South Koreans are taller than North Koreans.
  • Barack Obama has a bracelet, too.
  • John McCain is not Ms. Congeniality.
  • The aisle is very wide if you’re trying to reach (so please pass the pork barrels).




  • Other buzzwords from the election: orgy of spending, pork barrel politics, earmarks, Main Street vs. Wall Street.

    The next debates on the docket are the Vice Presidential debates in Missouri on October 2nd.  The second Presidential debates follow soon after, and if you have something on your mind you can submit a question to the candidates via MySpace.

    Google’s also created a Moderator application to help you voice your questions, and – as seen in our own Presidential Debate video – there’s always the print area of the almighty t-shirt to help you wear your voice loud and clear.