newsprint (the cafepress blog)

Oct 22nd, 2009

Pay caps

Obama gave a speech back in February wherein he laid out plans to cap the pay and bonuses of executives working for companies who received taxpayer-funded federal bailout money, noting that such executives could still receive compensation (like options) tied to the long-term health of the company.  The move was in response to events like the AIG fiasco that occurred after the first round of Bush bailout money.

This week, the Federal Reserve “pay czar” Kenneth Feinberg – hired to oversee the companies who took the bailout money – issued a set of guidelines (The White House likes the term “formula” and “guidelines” better than “pay cap”) aimed to limit the pay at 7 firms who received the most bailout money.  The White House ordered what’s being described as “drastic” pay cuts for 175 top executives at these companies, which are:  AIG, Citigroup, Bank of America, GM, Chrysler, and the financing departments of the two automakers.  However, it’s worth noting that the guidelines don’t specifically prohibit multi-million dollar paychecks or substantial deferred compensation.

Said Obama in a speech, “I’ve always believed that our system of free enterprise works best when it rewards hard work.  But it does offend our values when executives of big financial firms — firms that are struggling — pay themselves huge bonuses even as they continue to rely on taxpayer assistance to stay afloat.”

The Fed also noted that it would begin reviewing compensation practices at some our largest largest financial firms. In its guidelines the Fed stated, “Banking organizations too often rewarded employees for increasing the firm’s revenue or short-term profit without adequate recognition of the risks the employees’ activities posed to the firm.”

The Fed also noted that the hope is for other banking institutions to adopt the “pay cut model” in an effort to focus on long-term profitability and stability, rather than short-term cash.

And so we award a Fantasy T-Wearer Award today to Kenneth Feinberg, with what we’ll call the People’s Republic Executive Salary Cap, above.

Aug 25th, 2009

Play it again, Ben

In a move that’s been widely approved across party lines, President Obama took a vacay break to announce that Ben Bernanke would be reinstated for a second term as Chairman of the Federal Reserve.

Bernanke has been cited as being instrumental in the economic recovery efforts, by both the President and financial analysts, and his reinstatement is viewed as a safe and wise move for both political and economic stability reasons.  For the T-shirt designers ’round these parts, though, Bernanke is synonymous with “bailout” – a trend that started with the $700 billion Paulson/Bush/Bernanke Wall Street bailout of 2008, continued through the auto bailouts, and is still relevant given the Obama stimulus package – which of course included bailouts for Main Street residents in danger of, you know, having to leave Main Street due to impending foreclosures.

Indeed, a look back at the catalogue reminds us that Bernanke was the subject of the “S” word long before Obama showed up to earn like-minded design work.

Given the flavor of the designs about Ben Bernanke, we award a Fantasy T-Wearer Award to him today on behalf of our design community with the “Get out of Debt” card mousepad, at right.

Feb 18th, 2009

Brother, can you spare a mortgage?

Mortgage bailout t-shirtPresident Obama announced a $75 billion plan to help 9 million homeowners from going into foreclosure.  The plan is aimed at homeowners who are current on payments, with the aim being to prevent more foreclosures from further dragging down the housing market and the economy as a whole.

Announcement of the program provided a mild boost to the embattled stock market, which fell so sharply this week that some news anchors found it difficult to make coherent sense of it all.

foreclosure saleThe bailout program offers incentives to lenders to modify mortgage payments to “sustainable levels,” to be defined as no more than 31 percent of a homeowners income.  Obama also seeks to change bankruptcy laws by allowing judges to restructure mortgages – which is popular with the judges and community advocates, and not so popular with those in real estate or finance.

picture-93In addition to the $75B aimed at personal loans, the Treasury also plans to invest $400B in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, both of which were bailed out by the Bush administration in September.

stimulus package t-shirtFunding for the $75 billion program will be taken from the $700 billion allocated to bail out out the financial industry in 2008 – which is perhaps a better use of taxpayer dollars than sending a bunch of bankers to Vegas to hang at the Venetian, but then again the Venetian does have a lovely nightclub sure to be an oasis for stressed-out bankers.

News of the bailout program comes a day after the $787 billion stimulus package was passed.

weapon of mass consumption t-shirtThose who didn’t buy into an overvalued housing market – or bought within their means – are now sitting on the sidelines, left to wonder whether this package punishes responsible consumers.

Overall, the general feel of our design community seems to be that bailouts are bad.  Will the spirit of the shirts change as the packages are implemented?  Time – and T-shirts – will tell.

Dec 31st, 2008

Reversals of Fortune: a 2008 retrospective, part III

boomerang t-shirtAs mentioned in Part I of our 2008 retrospective series, this was a year of ups and downs for America.  From politics to the economy, the sudden changes engendered a virtual case of whiplash as tides turned on a dime and fortunes were reversed on Main Street, Wall Street, and at seemingly unlikely location of the local gas pump.



Gay Marriage / Prop 8

gay wedding ringIn May of 2008, the California Supreme Court overturned the gay marriage ban, noting that the fundamental “right to marry” extended to same-sex couples equally.  While gay couples around the country celebrated a stride in the name of equal rights, opponents of gay marriage scrambled to introduce an initiative to the November ballot in order to alter the California State Constitution, thus deeming same-sex marriage unconstitutional.

Just Married gay wedding t-shirt

Thousands of gay couples, many of whom had waited years to have their unions legalized, rushed out between May and November to tie the knot under the law of California.  All in all, over 10,000 couples were married in the three months following the May ruling – more than were married in the first four years after Massachusetts legalized gay marriage.

Yes on Prop 8 t-shirtThe November ballot initiative, Proposition 8, was primarily supported both financially and vocally by religious organizations – most notably the Mormon and Catholic Churches.  The official Yes on 8 (ProtectMarriage.com) camp estimates that about half of the $35.8 million raised came from the Mormon Church and its members, which also supplied volunteers in such large numbers that 80-90% of the early door-to-door canvassers were actually out-of-state members of the Mormon church.

gay marriage t-shirt

The battle over Prop 8 was touch-and-go down to the wire.  The measure passed by a margin of 4%, leading gay marriage and equal rights proponents to a series of post-election protests.  Supporters of a repeal will argue about the Proposition being unconstitutional, and that it violates the separation of Church and State; those who passed the measure will argue that the will of the people is the final word.  This argument is of course far from over; on November 19th, the California Supreme Court accepted three lawsuits challenging Proposition 8.

adam and steve t-shirtSince the May ruling and the subsequent November election, we saw a flurry of gay marriage, equal rights and Prop 8 t-shirts be created and bought as folks decided to voice their opinions in a more public manner than the ballot box.  Of course, California wasn’t the only state to have anti-gay marriage initiatives on their November ballots; Florida and Arizona passed similar laws, and Arkansas passed a measure to prevent gay couples from adopting children.

What the future holds for gay couples and their rights is uncertain, and at this point it seems that it’ll take a lot of time, lawyers and money to determine it.  One thing’s for sure: when religion and civil rights clash as a political issue, there is never an easy solution.


Wall Street Bailout(s)

wall street bailoutEarly in 2008, we saw a troubled mortgage industry lead way to some bank failures and dramatic government bailouts.  Bear Stearns was the first to make headlines, but it most certainly wasn’t the last.  By early September,  Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were taken over by the government.  By mid-September the government bailed out AIG, which showed its gratitude by treating executives to a $440,000 corporate retreat a week later.

AIG greedy t-shirtAround the time that AIG executives were golfing and hitting the sauna, Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson announced his plan for a taxpayer-funded bailout of Wall Street so that We the People could foot the bill for AIG’s $25K in spa treatments.  The plan allowed him to spend $700 billion in taxpayer money without any oversight, and was met with raised eyebrows by much of the American public and political leaders.

While political pundits had managed to avoid head-on discussion of the financial crisis for previous 6 months by arguing back and forth on semantics as to whether or not this kind of action (i.e. the Bear Stearns rescue) was a “bailout,” those days were over.  It was bailout time, and Paulson warned that the time was now.

In a nutshell: The Paulson plan proposed to use American taxpayer money to buy distressed mortages in order to prevent a banking collapse.  But would it work?

get real t-shirtAs it turns out, we’ll never know.  The Paulson plan was shot down in the Congress, despite Bush and McCain both pushing Republicans to pass it.  An amended version of the plan – known officially as the Emergency Economic Stablization Act – did pass 2 days later.  And yet we’ll still never know if the plan would have worked, because Paulson decided he didn’t want to buy those crappy mortgages after all.  Of course, to be fair, perhaps the reason he changed his mind is because some of those distressed mortgages don’t actually exist.  Whoops.  Hmm, if only China would buy the “imaginary debt” story…

The mortgage crisis and resulting fallout led, unsurprisingly, to a personal credit crisis.  And this of course leads us into…


Big 3 Bailout

bailout t-shirt

The latter part of November brought us an early version of Christmas alms, as General Motors, Ford and United Auto Workers showed up in Washington to request a 25 billion dollar bailout from the government.

Of course, given the state of the American economy as a whole, the fact that the taxpayers had just bailed out a bunch of banks, GM CEO Richard Wagoner’s salary increase in 2008 despite GM’s losses since 2005, the fact that Honda and Toyota maintain American plants that employ American auto workers, GM’s aggressive investment in China (thus giving thousands of auto industry jobs to Chinese citizens, while simultaneously claiming that America needs this bailout to save American jobs), and the fact that the American auto industry has spent the past decade proudly and churlishly churning out SUV’s rather than moving toward smaller, fuel-efficient vehicles in spite of a global oil shortage and a war in the Middle East…

Well, all of those things added up were and are a recipe for the aforementioned collective sigh on behalf of the American people.  As well as a whole lotta t-shirts.

Bad CEO t-shirtThe original bailout plan was rejected.  It’s worth noting that the CEO’s didn’t do themselves any favors by using private jets for their trip to D.C..  Likewise, when Ford CEO Alan Mullaly was asked whether he’d accept $1 for a salary (down from his $666,667 salary – yes, that’s the real number, so it’s a good thing he wasn’t asked to subtract $1), his smarmy “I think I’m fine where I’m at” response didn’t exactly endear him or his cause to the members of Congress or to the American taxpayers.

semantics t-shirtSo the CEO’s went back to the drawing board (read: Detroit), and returned again a few weeks later in hybrid vehicles to ask for their money again.  Despite 2 of them putting the corporate jets on the auction block, this time they wanted $34 billion.  But they weren’t asking for a “bailout.”  No, no.  They just wanted a “bridge loan.”

Mmm hmm.

After a lot of back and forth, Bush came to the rescue with $17.4 billion of the taxpayer-funded $700 billion that wasn’t used to buy distressed and/or ficticious mortgages.

The Big 3 have made a lot of promises, including a focus on more fuel-efficient vehicles.  And that leads us to our last topic…


Gas Prices

gas prices t-shirt

opec t-shirtsUntil very recently, gas prices were a major sticking point with American drivers throughout 2008.  As prices continued to climb, Americans watched in disbelief with hope that the worst would be over soon.  With President Bush apparently asleep at the wheel and without a roadmap to put an end to the seemingly non-stop price hike, drivers were left with 2 choices: grin and bear it, or find alternate solutions.

During the summer travel season gas was up to $4.00/gallon and up – which is to say that gas prices had moved beyond an annoying inconvenience and into a travel barrier.  Some folks, looking for productive ways to deal with the gas price crunch, channelled their frustration into creativity.

While gas prices have dropped since the election brought in a new President who’s already assembled the key players in his energy team, the robust collection of gas price t-shirts will forever serve as a reminder of a time when beer by the keg was cheaper than gas in some places.

Dec 19th, 2008

The $50 Billion Dollar Pyramid

Bernard Madoff t-shirtJust when you thought the auto industry’s $35 billion bailout request sounded astronomical; when Blagojevich arrived on the scene as a new shoe-in for the heavily contended 2008 ClownLouse of the Year award; when we’d kind of almost forgotten about bailing out the banks earlier this year… Wall Street took back the headlines with news of the largest Ponzi (pyramid) scheme in history, to the tune of $50 billion dollars.

asleep at the switch t-shirtBernard Madoff, former Chairman of the NASDAQ, was arrested last week for allegedly engineering an investment fraud scheme that may date back to the 1970’s.   How someone managed to perpetrate such a long-standing and far-reaching fraud scheme raises serious questions about the efficacy of the SEC, which seems to have been asleep at the switch an awful lot in recent history.  While sending Martha Stewart to jail may be a shining moment for investment fraud investigators, that daring nab is slightly overshadowed by fiascos like Enron, the Bear Stearns bailout, the mortgage crisis, and – last but most assuredly not least – Bernard Madoff.

son of a bee sting t-shirtMadoff was turned in by his sons after he admitted to them that his investment advisory business was “a giant Ponzi scheme.”  Although both sons worked for Madoff’s company, it seems they were in the dark on the fraud… until Madoff decided to tell them about it, that is.

While many would assume that Madoff would be in custody, he is instead back at home in Manhattan with his wife Ruth.  But he has a curfew, so apparently bilking investors for $50 billion dollars gets you the same punishment as taking the skinny kid’s lunch money on the playground.  No word on whether he was made to stand in the corner before heading home.

Cook the Books t-shirtPassing the buck t-shirtAnd so it is that Bernard Madoff wins a Fantasy T-Wearer award, with the “Cook The Books” sweatshirt here at left.  And we’ll give a second award to SEC Chairman Christopher Cox for, quite literally, passing the buck.  Or $50 million of them.

Congratulations, gentlemen.  You’ve certainly earned it.

Dec 4th, 2008

A Marine, a Rocket Scientist and a Basketball Player walk into a room…

Congress was again visited by the Big 3 CEO’s this week. (i.e. the Rocket Scientist and the Basketball player – Chrysler CEO Robert Nardelli doesn’t have a resume that lends itself to a distinguishing moniker, though his $210 million dollar sayonara package he received for being shooed out of Home Depot could possibly earn him the nickname The Platinum Parachuter.)

The Marine joined them (United Autoworkers President United Ron Gettelfinger), completing the lineup of the Frant(ast)ic Four.

It’s worth noting that the discomfited CEO’s ditched the private jets for this trip, opting instead to drive hybrid vehicles the 500 miles to Detroit.  The move was a bold one given that Ford and GM are selling their corporate jets, thus enabling Nardelli to pick up Wagoner and Mullaly in the Chrylser jet so they could get in the jet carpool lane for the journey.  But no, the jetpool was set aside this time around as these road warriors took to the actual road.

It would seem that using barely over a tank of gas for that leg of the trip created bright, spiral-shaped and energy-efficient lightbulbs above their heads, as the CEO’s admitted mistakes to Congress and vowed to focus on making smaller, hybrid and fuel-efficient vehicles.  Hmm… why didn’t anyone else think of that?

While the Big 3 are now asking for more money – $34 billion dollars, up $9 billion from the last request – what they’re not asking for is a “bailout.”

What they are asking for: a “bridge loan.”

You say bridge loan, I say bailout, you say emergency aid, I say government handout…

OK, so it’s not that catchy.  Tomato, tomato… yes, admittedly that’s better.

Let’s see what the dictionary tells us:

Main Entry: bail·out
Pronunciation: \ˈbā-ˌlau̇t\
Function: noun
Date: 1951
: a rescue from financial distress

Hmm.

Whatever you want to call it, the Big 3 CEO’s win a Fantasy T-Wearer Award this week, wearing the Jets for Sale t-shirt above.  And they get an extra-special bonus Fantasy Bumper Sticker Award as well – may they all put any sticker pictured above on the hybrid of their choice.  (Chrysler, you can put them on your jet too.)

Nov 20th, 2008

Like a Rock. Only poorer.

General Motors, Ford and United Auto Workers made headlines when they requested a 25 billion dollar bailout from the government.  Yes, that’s billion.

While this isn’t an unprecedented move – Chrysler requested and received a $1 billion government bailout in 1979 – given the questions surrounding the efficacy of the Chrysler bailout, the state of the American economy as a whole, the fact that the taxpayers just bailed out a bunch of banks, GM CEO Richard Wagoner’s salary increase this year despite GM’s losses since 2005, the fact that Honda and Toyota have managed to keep their businesses going and maintain American plants that employ American auto workers, GM’s aggressive investment in China (thus giving thousands of auto industry jobs to Chinese citizens, while simultaneously claiming that America needs this bailout to save American jobs), and the fact that the American auto industry has spent the past decade proudly and churlishly churning out SUV’s and making no effort toward smaller, fuel-efficient vehicles in spite of a global oil shortage and a war in the Middle East…

Well, all of those things added up are a recipe for a collective sigh on behalf of the American people.  Sure, there’s a credit crisis.  But there’s something else, too.

A simple look at the SUV t-shirts on our site sums it up: these gas-guzzling beasts are bad for the environment, sure.  But they’re also impractical, particularly in light of peak oil and the fact that we’re at war in the Gulf region.  The content protesting the American move toward vehicles that have continued to get larger and more fuel inefficient in spite of so many inconvenient truths has continued to grow throughout the Bush presidency, the collective voice of an eco/socio/politically-conscious group that has watched in frustrated wonderment as the “bigger is better” mantra has been held up by the American auto industry as a symbol of our very patriotism.  There was GM’s Hummer, Ford’s Expedition, Chevy’s mammoth Kodiak… heck, even Volkswagen got into the action by unleashing the massive Touareg to American markets (not available in Germany).

Whether the Big 3 will get its bailout has yet to be determined.  What is certain is that, for a large number of t-shirt makers ’round these parts, bailing out the same people that proudly made Hummers a household name and urged soccer moms to trade in their minivans for V8 SUV’s is an even tougher sell than a 2009 Hummer.


Sep 25th, 2008

The Presidential Debates / The Great Debate

John McCain stunned the nation yesterday when he requested that Obama agree to postpone the Presidential debates in order to work on the economic crisis.

Critics of McCain were quick to claim that the Senator is using the economic crisis as an excuse to avoid being on-camera with Obama.  Whether McCain feels ill-prepared to debate Obama, is trying to prevent a Kennedy/Nixon repeat or simply wants to focus his full attention on the American economy is up for… well, debate.

But for those of you who were waiting impatiently for the Presidential debates, you’re in luck: we have our own version of The Great Debate for you.  It’s only 2 minutes long, but hey – it’s better than no debates at all, right?


The Great Debate from CafePress on Vimeo.

So for everyone out there who wants to have their own debate over the issues, just remember: an image is worth 1000 words.  (Liberals here may insert a “Just ask John McCain.”)

Big thanks to the Ditty Bops for use of their song – check out their site for more throwback music that will summon memories of an era when the thought of a televised Presidential debate was mere fantasy.

(Will history repeat itself?)

Very official song credit:

“Skinny Bones”
Performed by The Ditty Bops
Written by Abby DeWald & Amanda Barrett
Published by Ditty Bops Music, (ASCAP)
Courtesy of The Green Witch Society

buzzcowboy note:

In the time since this post has been up, the Right Wing has added their voice to the Debate debate.  Most designs are however still pro-Obama on the issue, so if you have a strong pro-McCain or anti-Obama position on the Presidential Debates Debate do remember that your image is a great way to get your voice out there.  Here’s some newer designs:


Sep 24th, 2008

People’s Republic of Wall Street?

Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson raised some eyebrows when he announced his plan for a taxpayer-funded bailout of Wall Street, most notably because of the clauses that would allow him to spend $700 billion in taxpayer money without any oversight.

While political pundits managed to avoid head-on discussion of the financial crisis for the past 6 months by arguing back and forth on semantics as to whether or not this kind of action (i.e. the Bear Stearns rescue) is a “bailout,” those days are over.  It’s bailout time.

In a nutshell: The Paulson plan proposes to use American taxpayer money to buy distressed mortages in order to prevent a banking collapse.

So: *will Main Street bail out Wall Street?  And, if so: will we all get personalized thank-you notes from Freddie and Fanny?